Saturday, September 6, 2008

10 hilarious anti-Microsoft quotes

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Love or hate Microsoft, these 10 quotes would make both a fan and a hater laugh their heart out. These are so funny and well thought out. I had a good laugh after reading them and I bet you would too!


My friend, Ashish, showed me these hilarious anti-Microsoft quotes from
BOARDOFWISDOM.


I picked up 10 quotes from there and here they are :-


1) People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.


2) The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.


3) In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?


4) Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."


5) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers


6) Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.


7) Use The Best...
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire


8) Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.


9) Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.


10) ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!

Which is your favorite quote among these? Please let me know in the comments!


5 comments:

Rahul Manekari said...

"ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!"
I liked it.

Soham Shah said...

Ha ha ha .. It was awesome ..

I liked the No. 7 the most .. In fact, I liked all of them ..

Keep up the good work buddy !!

Anonymous said...

#2 rocks

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